Merry Christmas All!

[spankingfemme]

To:
urbangonzo
thisisswanky
strangecreature
spankspike
spank_reagan
sexymermaid
salustra
sabershadowkat
noaluvjames
mistressslash
menomegirl
liliaeth
killerweasel
jacksonpublick
fenderlove
ely_jan
ely_jan
denied_heaven

Alrighty, here's a Christmas card to all of you that has a little history behind it...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse,
Dad at the hoar house, mom smoking grass,
And I just settled down for a nice piece of ass,

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter,
I rose from my piece to see what was the matter,
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a momment, it must be saint Nick!

He fell down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a momment the fat fucker fell!
He stuffed all of our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight,
Piss on you all, and have one hell of a night!


he he *giggle* This card was sent to my father's fax machine when I was in 7th grade, and well me being me, I could not resist spreading the joy to my friends. lol To make a long story short, one of the copies got found by a teacher, I got sent to the principal's office, and I had to write 5 pages of "I will not write or bring inappropriate cards to school. :D Hence I have this particular card burned into my brain *shifty glances looking for the principal*
Merry Christmas!
Jenna;)